Cheryl Cole has a sexy new wall calendar

You heard me, our favorite former WAG Cheryl Cole has a sexy new wall calendar for 2012. Because everyone still uses wall calendars, right? Little story: For years I refused to call Cheryl by her married name and referred to her as Cheryl Tweedy because I thought her soccer playing husband was a douchebag for cheating on such a wonderful, wonderful woman and I didn’t want to use his name. But then everyone kept calling her Cheryl Cole. Even she did it. And so I gave in and started calling her Cheryl Cole. Then he cheated on her again and she left him, but she’s still going by the name Cole. So I guess I’m stuck doing it as well now… I didn’t say it was a good story.